Auditions

ALL AUDITIONS ARE HELD AT LITTLE COLONEL PLAYERS THEATER

302 Mt Mercy Drive, Pewee Valley

All auditions at 7:00 PM unless otherwise noted

Roles are open to all ethnicities

Auditions will be cold readings from provided sides.

Murder on the Nile

By Agatha Christie

Directed by Martin French

Kay Ridgeway has led a charmed life. Blessed with beauty, enormous wealth, and a new husband, she embarks on a honeymoon voyage down the Nile. Fatal circumstances await when the idyllic surroundings are shattered by a shocking and brutal murder. Under scrutiny is a multitude of memorable passengers, all with a reason to kill. The tension and claustrophobia build as a shocking and audacious conspiracy is laid bare.

Auditions August 3 & 4

Auditions will be from cold readings, and everyone will get a second attempt to do at least one piece that they try with some direction offered. Headshots will not be necessary, as we can take pictures on the day, but acting resumes would be welcomed,
either in physical form at the audition or emailed in advance (or immediately after) to martinfrench@yahoo.com . All auditioners will be contacted within one week of final auditions whether cast or not.

MAIN CAST

MS. FFOLIOT-FFOULKES
Wealthy guest on the cruise, cousin to Ms. Grant – “Sixty, snobbish; bad-tempered”
Overbearing / Dismissive / Incurably “right about things”

CHRISTINA GRANT
Ms. Ffoliot Ffoulkes’ cousin, and treated as her lady in waiting. “A nice sensible girl, with and amazingly equable temper”
Enthusiastic/ Innocent/ Thoughtful

SMITH
Another guest on the cruise with a secret background. “A rather dirty looking young man in grey flannel trousers and an open shirt”
Confident / Caustic / Self-satisfied

LOUISE
Maid to the Mostyns; French.                                                    Secretive / Knowing/ Scheming

DR BESSNER
A doctor on vacation; German. “A stout middle-aged man with spectacles, he has a marked foreign accent”
Brusque / Direct / Impatient

KAY MOSTYN
A wealthy newly married heiress. “A beautiful young woman, dressed in expensive but simple clothes and with the assured manner of one born to command”
Confident / Brittle / Generous

SIMON MOSTYN                                                                                  Newly wed into money from none. “A good-looking, good-tempered young man with a rather simple hearty manner”.      Jolly-good-old-bean! / Nice-but-dim / Wandering-eyes

CANON PENNEFATHER
On an extended tour of the middle east, and an uncle to Kay Mostyn. “He is a large imposing cleric of middle-age”
Unrelenting / Thorough / Results-oriented

JACQUELINE DE SEVERAC
A late addition with revenge on her mind. “She is cool, composed, and looks quietly amused with life”
Tempestuous / Controlled / Hurt

GOOD ROLES FOR NEW ACTORS

STEWARD
Steward on the cruise. “Always smiling and amiable, and understands about a quarter of what the passengers say” – any gender any age

MCNAUGHT
The ship’s manager, with a problem on their hands – any gender any age

THE HOST
Exists outside the story, but engages audience with it. Must be comfortable working an audience, and willing to talk to people at breaks during the play. There are plenty of choices open for this character, so the actor chosen will have the opportunity to make it
their own.

 

Bad Elf on the Shelf

and

Will the Real Santa Please Show Up?

By Bill Baker

Directed by Mike Price

                                    Bad Elf on the Shelf

Eddy, one of Santa’s elves, is bored with blowing up sports’ balls in the toy workshop.  He wants a new job.  Santa is running short on “Elves on the Shelf”, who help him watch how kids are behaving in the weeks leading up to Christmas.  Santa is not crazy about it, but he gives Eddy the new job.  The new job is not what Eddy expected.  Sitting still, without moving all day while the kids are around is painful for Eddy.  Besides being sore, Eddy is bored.  He starts playing tricks on the kids.  He starts telling Santa things that aren’t true about the kids’ behavior and twisting around the facts to make them look bad in Santa’s eyes.  Will the kids get the gifts they deserve or will Eddy just be a Bad Elf on the Shelf?

                       Will the Real Santa Please Show Up?

Cindy’s family moved to her great grandfathers’ ranch way out in the country.  As it gets close to Christmas, Cindy asks her mother when they can go see Santa, so she can ask for her gifts.  Mother tells her there is no nearby mall or place where they can go see Santa.  The nearest big town is hours away and there isn’t time for a big trip like that.  Cindy is surprised when Santa is scheduled to appear at the school Christmas party, but is disappointed when Santa sneezes, his beard falls off and he turns out to be Mr. Willard, the gym teacher.  Will Cindy ever get to see the REAL Santa Claus?

Auditions October 19 & 20

Now and Then

By Sean Grennan

Directed by Clint Gill

Sometimes what happens after last call just might change your life. One night in 1981, just as Jamie is closing the bar where he works, a desperate last-minute customer offers him and his girlfriend Abby two thousand dollars to sit and have a drink with him. Who wouldn’t take it? As the trio swaps stories and Jamie considers the decisions he faces about his musical career and his future with his girlfriend Abby. the young couple begins to realize that this older man is unusually invested in their choices… and the reason he gives them is completely unbelievable. But when a very displeased second stranger arrives, the unbelievable begins to look like it just might be true. Now and Then is a heartfelt romantic comedy about the costs of the choices we make, and the people who make them with us.

Auditions December 7 & 8

The Season for Giving

By Bill Baker

Directed by George Robert Bailey

It’s Christmas Eve at Bob and Carol’s. Grandma is over and spending the night as everyone wraps last minute gifts and plans for the big day and dinner. The family has certain holiday traditions they follow, including midnight mass and a turkey dinner on Christmas. As Bob finds out, it must be a whole turkey, not just the turkey breast he mistakenly purchased. He spends the day chasing down a fresh turkey, as a frozen turkey, which are plentiful, can’t thaw in time. Tom and Ellen, in their early 30’s, have been an item for many years. Ellen keeps throwing a monkey wrench in Tom’s plans. She is now away at college getting her degree in education, with graduation coming the following May. Tom has purchased a ring and plans to give it to her after midnight mass, when they normally exchange gifts. Dave, Tom’s best friend is a confirmed bachelor, but after talking with Tom, has decided that he, too, should get engaged on Christmas Eve to his six-month girlfriend, Alice. As the day progresses, Ellen, home from school for the holidays, finally makes an appearance and makes a big announcement to Tom. She has joined the Peace Corps and is headed to Central America to teach next August. Tom is devastated. He has plans to build them a house, to make partner in his law firm and begin his life, finally, with Ellen. Now, she has upset his plans again. It’s not that she doesn’t love Tom, it’s just that she has to do something important with her life to help other people. The Peace Corps seems to be the perfect way to do it. Tom has given up on the marriage plans when Grandma steps in and tries to sort things out. A delightful look at romance and the holidays, with a fair amount of comedy thrown in.

Auditions September 28 & 29

CAST

Grandma – mid 70’s and while she does play the stereotype, she also uses it wisely.  She knows the score all the time.  Bob’s mother and Tom’s grandmother. 

Bob – Mid 50’s, failed perfectionist and seems alright with that. Will go VERY out of his way to fix things but knows when to settle.  Needs to be able to swap conversations on a dime when trying to hide things.  

Carol –  mid 50’s, nosey and yet loving.  Does have a few blind spots but she means well and loves her family, Bob’s wife and Tom’s mother.

Tom – mid 30’s, an educated up and coming lawyer who has been in love with Ellen forever despite all obstacles.   Easily hurt, and does not hide it well but tries hard, guess he gets that from Bob, his father.   Romantic at his core.

Ellen – mid 30’s, highly educated but still trying to find her place in the world.  Loves Tom but knows she must discover where she belongs first.   Friendly to everyone she meets and is very open.

Dave – mid 30’s, Tom’s best friend but has commitment issues.  Nothing bad, just can’t seem to settle or figure out this love stuff.   Charismatic and a good man, if he could find the right girl. 

Alice – mid 30’s but could be a little younger.  Dave’s current girlfriend de jour, but maybe the one?  They have not known each other for as long as Tom and Ellen.

From the winner of the 2013 Kennedy Center American College Theatre Festival comes this story about friendship and the complex though essential role of women in wartime. Virginia Hascall has left her home and fiancé to become a member of the Women’s Airforce Service Pilots, doing her part to help defeat the Axis powers in World War II. Through triumph and tragedy, Virginia and her sisters in flight suits learn as much about themselves as they do about airplanes. As the war rages over there, the women form a sisterhood that cannot be broken, and Virginia must make a decision that will change her life forever. With a cast of nine vibrant female characters, Decision Height offers a look into an under-recognized subset of American heroes. 

Auditions February 22 @ 5:00 & February 23 @ 6:00

Ken Ludwig's Moriarty

By Ken Ludwig

Directed by Michael Price

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are back on the case! An investigation into the Bohemian king’s stolen letters cascades into an international mystery filled with spies, blackmail and intrigue. With world peace at stake, Holmes and Watson join forces with American actress Irene Adler to take down cunning criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty and his network of devious henchmen. Five actors play over 40 roles in this adventure that has danger – and laughter! – around every corner.

Auditions April 19 & 20